Funny stories

When you have children there’s a certain horrible pressure on you to be a good father. I'm not saying being a parent is terrifically difficult but th...

What if they don’t like me? what if they reject me? what if they boo? What if turning up in PJ’s isn’t a Dream?...

Dating is hell, time consuming and at times so stressful I felt like getting a cat didn't seem such a ridiculous idea after all. ...

In 28 years, I've done the Heimlich Maneuver two times.

For those of you like me who don't math good, that's an average of one Heimlich every 14 years....

I hear a lot of people when they talk about marriage, say "it's great, I married my best friend". That's great for them, what about me? My best mates already married. ...

Getting a compliment is really hard.

You would think it would be really easy, lovely and a happy time but generally it is very uncomfortable....