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Colombian bolt ons in every direction I looked!

I was in Colombia one time and I thought what better way to lose my Medellin nightlife virginity by taking up a DJ’s offer on joining him and our hostel crew at an up market club in the centre of town.

Medellin by the way has itself a reputation for being the silicon valley of South America! Th

Ryan Sannen


Smelly Lessons in Life

When I was about 5 my mum had a demonstration of what you would call my "child's honesty". We got on a bus and took a seat.

Everything was going well until I heard and smelled a big fat fart. I went pale, and with wide open accusing eyes I shouted:

Camila Santos Simmons


Seriously? Is my *dog* pregnant?

Years ago I was a receptionist at an animal hospital. I received a call from someone with a very strong French accent. From what I could gather, he had a dog who was pregnant and he had a lot of questions about the pregnancy.

"When's the bitch due?", I asked, using proper canine terminology.

Caroline Stone


By Location

Why is it called bytestories?

This is a place for "byte-sized" stories and there is a 1500 character (about 250 words) limit for two main reasons. Firstly, we want you to know that "War and Peace" isn't required to leave your mark. Secondly, it takes about 2 minutes to read each story meaning you can head here whenever you want a quick (and entertaining) read.