Featured Stories of the Week
Ever since I can remember I’ve been attracted to women, mostly cuz guys just put up less of a struggle... in a pair of thongs, some stubbies, and a singlet with a beer gut they're pretty much asking for it though aren't they ladeeez?!
Chix all the way I say... cuz a strap-on won’t ever need viagra.Jennifer Burke
It was a sunny day as I walked along in central Glasgow doing some light shopping. I passed a postman talking to what I assume must be his friend. He says to his friend on this pleasant summery afternoon, and I quote, "So I just went for a big fucking shite".Liam Fleming
My girlfriend found a tattooist in Siem Reap, Cambodia. We went and visited him and he was a cool French dude. The tattoo shop was set up in a bar, sounds dodgy but we knew he was good (clean needles, etc). So my missus started her tattoo while I played pool about 5 metres away.Max Price
Why is it called bytestories?
This is a place for "byte-sized" stories and there is a 1500 character (about 250 words) limit for two main reasons. Firstly, we want you to know that "War and Peace" isn't required to leave your mark. Secondly, it takes about 2 minutes to read each story meaning you can head here whenever you want a quick (and entertaining) read.