I had recently become single and decided the best thing for me to do was to have a night out on the town. Now, I was never a Lothario so I felt I needed an extra something to make me stand out....a pejazzle. The instructions on the packet seemed simple enough. Stick it to the pubic region, leave it for a minute, peel off the top layer and the pattern should be left on your skin. I slapped it onto my pubic region, left it for a minute before taking away the top layer to find that only a few of the diamonds had stayed on my skin. This led me to the genius idea of sticking the rest on by hand...forgetting I am horrendous at art. The pejazzle was meant to look like a butterfly but came out more like a butterfly which had been trodden over by several elephants. The diamonds still weren't sticking to the skin quite like they were meant to so i had my next genius idea, pour boiling water into a plastic bottle then slowly run the bottle over the pattern on my pubic region. Forgetting that severe heat would melt the glue of the pejazzle I failed to realise that all I was doing was fusing the pejazzle to my skin in a way it was never designed to be. It was only meant to last three days so I figured I could have a laugh with any girls I met and say it was a stupid idea but it will be gone soon. Three MONTHS later and I was still having to explain to everyone what my thought process was and why I have a ridiculous pink diamond pattern permanently stuck to the pubic region of my body. Men just shouldn't try to doll themselves up for any occasion, lesson learnt, lesson learnt!
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