My Failed Career By Chris Jordan

I recorded a bunch of albums that nobody ever listened to, but I learned you gotta have your hobby friends and not be a jerk. I wrote a bunch of books that never got published, but I learned you gotta be colourful and clever with words. I wrote reviews that nobody ever read, but I figured out new ways to be open about culture, music and food. I told jokes that nobody ever laughed at, but I met some interesting people and got drunk.

The fuckin' point is...

...ah I dunno what the fuckin' point is. You figure it out.

in the wureld


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