- Order by
- Most viewed
- Most Liked
Chops or Sausages
When I was a young child my mother placed, upon my small shoulders, the following onerous decision: chops or sausages?...
Who Cut the Cheese?
I really admire smokers for their stoic obstinance in the face of adversity. They are fast taking over the title of most persecuted minority group in society....
Dinner and a Show
I used to live near a KFC and was a regular customer at this franchise when I had a hangover, which was nearly every Sunday afternoon....
Sub of the Day
Having spent the first few months of my time in London drinking my savings away it was time to get real, get a job and find a real house....
So hot I can't hear
My partner is Vietnamese and loves chili. In fact, she once said to me "I like chili so hot that I can't hear". OK then....
Bless you! Now, where's the toast?
The night was clear, a light breeze was blowing outside, people were arriving home after work. Everyone went about their evening with no hint of the mystery that was about to unfold in my house....