I went to pick up a lady for her first driving lesson in an automatic. I knocked on the door and introduced myself.
Upon driving to a quiet side road we started chatting about the driving experience she has had before, she was looking more and more worried as we arrived at the quiet road to begin her first lesson.
She then pointed to the steering wheel and asked what is was! I explained, and she then said "oh there must be a mix up, as I booked an automatic lesson."
"yes" says me "this is an automatic, it has no clutch or gears" "oh no" she said "I can't do steering!!!!"
She then asked me to take her home.