Colombian bolt ons in every direction I looked! By

I was in Colombia one time and I thought what better way to lose my Medellin nightlife virginity by taking up a DJ’s offer on joining him and our hostel crew at an up market club in the centre of town.

Medellin by the way has itself a reputation for being the silicon valley of South America! Things didn’t quite go to plan when the DJ was only able to get his one friend in due to a highly exclusive magazine launch party. A dozen or so of us clearly disappointed began to walk away from the club.

Then I had a great idea! I insisted that my girl Theresa and I should just hang out the front and use her extreme good looks to score us invites. I swear it took her less than 5 minutes! The first group of males she approached wanted us on board… Well her on board + me.

My lord you should have seen the fake breasted well groomed chicks EVERYWHERE! I still struggle to comprehend how young they were! I have never seen anything like it. It was any guy’s paradise. To top thing off a few times I was empowered with confidence I have never experienced before when stray photo flashes were coming my way and when I was dragged into photos with random Colombian boobs… I mean girls. Colombian girls with boobs. Fake ones. EVERYWHERE! What a magical night out :)


in Medellín - Antioquia, Colombia

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