I assume everyone knows what Pokémon Go is. Its been a national phenomenon everyone and their grandparents have been talking about it. So when this hit the Appstore me a life long fan of Pokemon hit that download button so fast I think my finger has fucking whiplash.
Anyway everything was going fine for me besides the huge fucking server crashes until one day. I was walking through a small town and finally reached the park. I battled the nearby gym nothing to big until this shady looking teenager started walking towards me. Naturally my pussy senses started tingling and I was about five seconds from going to Usain Bolt mode and getting the fuck out of there when the guy casually walks up to me and says "man the Pokemon round here are shit" then he left.