My first job was as a bank teller I was 18. I was totally unco and a disaster waiting to happen and it did. First day I set off the alarm, cops came sirens blazing, red faces all around. Second and third time cops came sirens blazin guns drawn, more red faces.
The next time I did it, the cops just called and said has that silly kid done it again. My boss threatened to take away a very useful part of my body with a blunt knife. So did I learn my lesson, of course I did, I was very fond of my testicles...
However, when a few weeks later a man with a balaclava and a sawn off shotgun came to my counter and said... Fill the bag up with money and make it Quick!!
I just simply smiled and said "no need to hurry mate" the cops aren't coming.
Suffice to say my career in the bank was somewhat short.
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