Recurring Nightmare By Paul McDougall

I have this recurring nightmare.

The year is 2022 and Qatar have just bribed sorry I mean won the world cup. The Queens throne now has jetpacks so she can really be above her subjects, One Direction have released their 562nd album and it's just them burping and farting down the mic but people still buy it and Nigel Farage has just gone into a coalition with Jeremy Clarkson.

It's all horrible. Especially the Farage and Clarkson part.

Then they decide that they want EVERYTHING to be right wing not just the press or BBC.

So they go for reality TV because that's where you find the easily swayed or sheep.

They start with Britain's First Got Talent then... The Only Way Is EDL X Fascist Keeping Up With The KKK Come Dine With White People and... They are an immigrant, get them out of here...

Which isn't so much a reality show instead it's the strapline for the UKIP party.


in Edinburgh, United Kingdom

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Paul McDougall is a Scottish comedian based in Edinburgh and has been on the circuit for over 2 years now. His laidback stories are heard in comedy clubs around the country. Regular Comedian and MC.

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