My girlfriend found a tattooist in Siem Reap, Cambodia. We went and visited him and he was a cool French dude. The tattoo shop was set up in a bar, sounds dodgy but we knew he was good (clean needles, etc). So my missus started her tattoo while I played pool about 5 metres away.
Some local Cambodians were doing some welding work on a steel frame.... covered in dry bungalow leaves.... NEK MINNIT the whole roof caught fire while she was getting a tattoo. Water was coming from everywhere. Heaps hectic. They got it out but there was now a massive fucking hole in the roof!
Missus then got her tatt finished and we laughed as we left.