Broken Banjo String (explicit) By Christopher Jordan

Ever break your banjo string? It's when you snap that stringy bit of skin that connects your upper vascular hood to your bell-end. And because that's where all the blood is at the time of the incident, it shoots out of the end like a painful, cranberry fire hydrant. I lost so much blood, I feel bad for not donating it to the hospital. It could'a saved lives.

It takes about 6 weeks to heal, but if you're fucking someone so much that you split that tender, sinewy, meaty flesh wire like a tiny Christmas cracker, chances are, you ain't gonna wait 6 weeks. So after the third time it happened in 2 months, my girlfriend at the time, being the saint she was, invented a maneuver to help ease the swelling, pulsing, purple, leaky, bloody boners that hurt like a broken bone, ...while also attempting to be sexy.

She'd bite of a mouthful of one of those old pyramid shaped triangular ice-lollies called Jublies, hold it in her mouth and go down on me. We called it a blow-jublie, and soon I was even able to cum without bleeding. But the worst part is, it happened to me over a decade ago on my friend's little brother's bed. Yeah... We just flipped the mattress and left.

in Scotland, United Kingdom


BE WARNED! My views and opinions are not for everyone. You should avoid reading anything I write if you respect religion, tolerance, sobriety or general human decency.

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