Ever break your banjo string? It's when you snap that stringy bit of skin that connects your upper vascular hood to your bell-end. And because that's where all the blood is at the time of the incident, it shoots out of the end like a painful, cranberry fire hydrant. I lost so much blood, I feel bad for not donating it to the hospital. It could'a saved lives.
It takes about 6 weeks to heal, but if you're fucking someone so much that you split that tender, sinewy, meaty flesh wire like a tiny Christmas cracker, chances are, you ain't gonna wait 6 weeks. So after the third time it happened in 2 months, my girlfriend at the time, being the saint she was, invented a maneuver to help ease the swelling, pulsing, purple, leaky, bloody boners that hurt like a broken bone, ...while also attempting to be sexy.
She'd bite of a mouthful of one of those old pyramid shaped triangular ice-lollies called Jublies, hold it in her mouth and go down on me. We called it a blow-jublie, and soon I was even able to cum without bleeding. But the worst part is, it happened to me over a decade ago on my friend's little brother's bed. Yeah... We just flipped the mattress and left.