Years ago I was a receptionist at an animal hospital. I received a call from someone with a very strong French accent. From what I could gather, he had a dog who was pregnant and he had a lot of questions about the pregnancy.
"When's the bitch due?", I asked, using proper canine terminology.
He paused then said, "Um...I think she's three weeks pregnant....Will the doctor be able to confirm that?"
I told him that the doctor could feel to see how many puppies were inside.
"Will the doctor help with the delivery?", he asked.
I replied with, "Usually most can handle delivery fine at home by themselves, but let us know if there is a problem."
He seemed confused so I suggested we book an appointment for him to meet the doctor.
"What's your dog's name?", I asked.
This time there was a bigger pause. "My dog????????"
It turns out he dialed the wrong number. He had been looking for an obstetrician for his girlfriend!!!