Disaster stories

Warning: The subject of this story has not been named and will have probably already forgotten about the incident....

My mother went through hell with her eyebrows. Plucking, numerous depilatory creams, eyebrow pencils, eyebrows dyes were all disasters....

Got told this story last night at football training and had to share it. One of the local lads was recently on holiday with his girlfriend in Tenerif...

My friend (Vania) and I were sightseeing in Paris and were trying to locate Notre Dame and we were ready to ask anyone for directions given our lack of situation....

My mother is a terrible driver in America, so I don’t know what made her think she could drive in Ireland....

Doc: Hello Mr Earth. Thanks for coming. Got your results back. It's not good I'm afraid... You have Cancer!...