Disaster stories

Got told this story last night at football training and had to share it. One of the local lads was recently on holiday with his girlfriend in Tenerif...

Set the scene. We are embarking on a trip of epic proportions, driving from Scotland to the South of France, not the North, the South....

Recently I had this great trip to America, which was REALLY AWESOME …… except for one moment where I was kind of crapping myself....

I was shopping with my sister-in-law in an alley in Delhi. I found a calf-length tight skirt that I liked but wasn't sure whether it’d fit right....

My mother went through hell with her eyebrows. Plucking, numerous depilatory creams, eyebrow pencils, eyebrows dyes were all disasters....

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My tired mind didn't even think about picking up the ...