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No Means No, Little Dude!
My first pet was a bedraggled kitten that was being mistreated by a pair of vapid sisters living nearby....
Black bears and golden rules
Although my wife and I were excited about being in the beautiful Sequoia National Park, we were a little nervous spending our first night in "bear country"....
Ode to the Australian Huntsman spider
"Huntsman spiders, members of the family Sparassidae, are known by this name because of their speed and mode of hunting. They are total assholes."...
Worst first date
When I was around 14, I was feeling happy with myself having snared a date with a pretty girl I'd met....
Beware of the Bright Green Screeching Snipers
Australia has more than its fair share of deadly critters. We have poisonous snakes and spiders, man-eating crocodiles and even a cute little monotre...
I'll Get a Knife
I was living on the worst street in town. I didn't like it. Horrible things would happen in my block of flats....