Socialising stories

Don’t you hate it when guys drive along & yell out, “Show us ya tits!”… but they don’t stop? Fellaaazz… I need more time! ...

Back in Ukraine, when we were kids, my friend and I always came up with dubious ideas to keep ourselves entertained....

I tried shoving my frail $20 note into the machine that would soon spit out my concession train ticket. Once I did it spat the note out faster than I forced it in. I had to find change somewhere....

Dating is hell, time consuming and at times so stressful I felt like getting a cat didn't seem such a ridiculous idea after all. ...

The following is a true story; I just couldn’t make this stuff up:

I have always been a sucker for the elderly, and I always give a wave and a smi...

I used to live near a KFC and was a regular customer at this franchise when I had a hangover, which was nearly every Sunday afternoon....