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Writer and comedian. 'Mining My Own Business' his debut non-fiction comedy book is available now through: http://uwap.uwa.edu.au/ People he's not related to even say that it's worth reading. Promise.

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F%&K your stick figure family

If you’ve been nowhere near a road in the last four years, there are these stick figure stickers people attach to their rear windows....

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I sneezed one complete hot chip out of my nose

You know that feeling you get when you’re about to sneeze?

Well I got it. While I had a hot chip in my mouth. While sharing a bowl of them, with a friend at a pub....

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I was asked to leave a shopping centre for wearing a hood

Last week, I was asked to leave a shopping centre for wearing a hood.

Let me be more specific. ...

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