bytestories by Paul McDougallLatest stories by Paul McDougall on www.bytestories.comuuid:677fb246-2e28-4c10-8ddd-093d0ed5361f;id=292024-03-29T13:27:50Z907b5d2d-6b0e-4d92-9bd5-054043d7eb7eI'm glad I don't have to date anymore.2015-06-10T17:06:12+01:00Paul McDougallhttp://www.bytestories.com/author/Paul.McDougallauthor+Paul.McDougall@bytestories.comDating is hell, time consuming and at times so stressful I felt like getting a cat didn't seem such a ridiculous idea after all. ...36e87c4a-308a-46df-a5af-d85bb0d8a0acDo you have any phones small enough...2015-06-09T17:10:11+01:00Paul McDougallhttp://www.bytestories.com/author/Paul.McDougallauthor+Paul.McDougall@bytestories.comI used to work in one of those shops you know the type, you walk in with your hopes and dreams and a Playstation and they give you a fiver in return,...26f88c9f-38d9-4697-a737-b1168a863f96Recurring Nightmare2015-06-09T14:41:06+01:00Paul McDougallhttp://www.bytestories.com/author/Paul.McDougallauthor+Paul.McDougall@bytestories.comI have this recurring nightmare.
The year is 2022 and Qatar have just bribed sorry I mean won the world cup....90ac305f-3bc9-4428-9559-8a5c361c0d0cNever try and mug a Glaswegian.2015-06-09T14:26:08+01:00Paul McDougallhttp://www.bytestories.com/author/Paul.McDougallauthor+Paul.McDougall@bytestories.comNow from the title you are probably thinking why are you mugging a Glaswegian man in Istanbul?
Well it's not....961e73b1-a540-40cb-8946-09c9bf10a161Drunk challenges, just say no. 2015-04-29T17:56:22+01:00Paul McDougallhttp://www.bytestories.com/author/Paul.McDougallauthor+Paul.McDougall@bytestories.comI have drunk many times over the years. I've probably drunk all the drinks, or snorted or one time after watching Kevin n Perry I took vodka in the eye after being challenged....99b07240-84ea-4183-bea5-7aa8c34ccfcdI thought Canada was supposed to be friendly/Scottish humour. 2015-04-28T18:04:22+01:00Paul McDougallhttp://www.bytestories.com/author/Paul.McDougallauthor+Paul.McDougall@bytestories.comWhilst visiting family in Canada I did what every Scottish person does when they are abroad, get up to watch the national team play regardless of where it is or time difference. ...a9affb51-3740-47a9-a664-6c31dea2ec58Petitions, what's the point?2015-04-28T16:17:45+01:00Paul McDougallhttp://www.bytestories.com/author/Paul.McDougallauthor+Paul.McDougall@bytestories.comPetitions...what's the actual point?
Petitions were supposed to be a useful tool, one that we would utilise to make a change, to make the world a better place....982e22e0-ad18-42f9-a1b2-cd0272e3cb85Geez yer money for charity. Irony.2015-04-28T13:11:34+01:00Paul McDougallhttp://www.bytestories.com/author/Paul.McDougallauthor+Paul.McDougall@bytestories.comI like charity. I give to charity but like everyone else I hate the harassment of it all. Whether it's on the street or being visually mugged of your...8c88a252-e8af-4522-9595-31e77d4135e6Back when...My Dad used to be strict...2015-04-27T16:02:10+01:00Paul McDougallhttp://www.bytestories.com/author/Paul.McDougallauthor+Paul.McDougall@bytestories.comMy Dad has 10 kids and I'm the oldest. As a kid he could look at me and I'd shit myself (not literally)....9ef79ca4-2c58-43e0-96a6-8c8bc7bddf57I never used to believe in karma...until...2015-04-27T14:12:34+01:00Paul McDougallhttp://www.bytestories.com/author/Paul.McDougallauthor+Paul.McDougall@bytestories.comIt was my first year at T in the Park and the year was 1999. I hadn't turned 18 yet here I was with my mates armed with a tent, sleeping bag and the cheapest beer money could buy. ...