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- October 21, 2013
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I don't always get to stay in hotels. Hostels & sofa's maybe, but hotels are expensive man! But a month ago I was at a fancy hotel with my wee brothe...
Big Dan man. Where do I start. Right, there's this guy, and his name's Big Dan. ...Nah, that's a terrible place to start....
I bleed a lot. It's weird, but no matter what I'm doing, ...cleaning, brushing my teeth, wiping my ass, shaving, shagging, shopping, sneezing, sleeping, vomiting, ....