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http://www.chokethewookie.com/
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Denver, Colorado
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I am a writer with supreme overconfidence in my rhetorical abilities. I also overestimate my comedic skills and laugh at my own jokes.

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A Rocking Chair

I was four.

Most of us don't remember anything from that age. Me? I remember one thing clearly; I liked pirates because pirates are awesome....

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How Not To Milk A Cat

It began, as these things always do, with a meow.

I ignored it, because it seemed plausible that my ears were playing tricks on me....

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